by_the_pricking: (Welcome... Sir or Madam)
"Owner" ([personal profile] by_the_pricking) wrote2010-10-04 04:06 am

[Triple Post]

Journal Post
Labirinto welcomes everyone to come and get what you need for Health and Sports Day, which will be Next Monday.

Our supplies this month will be focused on items to help you achieve wellness in health and mind, as to make your life a bit easier. Meditation, Jogging, Books on Health Management, we will supply all these things to bring you ease.

Also, for those too busy to go out, we have set up http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ for those customers on the go. We promise same and next day delivery for those who are in demand for their products.

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Event Post
::As above, Labirinto is filled with bustling people, with health supplies and all sort of things and equipment you might need. The perfume is long since gone from being on display, and the store is still suspiciously breaking time and space, but you should be too distracted by your fellow shoppers and the lovely assistant.

Or perhaps you can catch the rather pretty if slightly tarty tomboy walking in and out on occasion with packages.::


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Order Post
::For those who find interest in http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ You find the front page asking if you will allow them to check your browsing history or to enter into a survey so that they may maximize their ability to get you exactly what you want.

If you allow them to do so with either method, you will find yourself with items listed that you're interested in.::


(OOC: For those who want to do ordering, either list an item you would like or say you're go searching, I'll reply and go from there, and once you've confirmed purchase, an event post with Onee will occur to deliver your purchases.)

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
*Twitch.*

Fancy seeing you here.

[identity profile] daredevildame.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Fancy a blow job? Not like that lazy whore of a girlfriend will be making you happy.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you actually got -bitchier- since I thought I dealt with you.

Even the bitchiest parts of me are like cockroaches.

[identity profile] daredevildame.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I had great role models to emulate. But seriously, Two Thousand Yen and I'll swallow it all up, big boy.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh, no.

First off. You're a part of my head I despise who tried to kill me.

Second of all, you're me.

Look I may be thought of as a degenerate but even I have standards.

[identity profile] daredevildame.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
2,500 and I'll be your girlfriend.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Pass, thanks me.

I'm more interested as to why you're here.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Not that. You know what I mean.

Why are you... 'here'. And not, you know.

[identity profile] daredevildame.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Your friend Jinn made me come back.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well that's a perfectly rational explanati-he what.

[identity profile] daredevildame.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
He made me come back because he couldn't stop shoving it everywhere.

So, can I help you buy something. We have a nice variety of Role Play Supplies, Art Materials, thinks to help prevent Sleep, Several Powders that can rewrite people's minds, a perfume that'll make a girl do whatever you want, and a pair of Gigantech Shades for 100,000 Yen.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, awesome. Just what I needed...

And where the hell did you guys get Gigantech Shades!?

[identity profile] daredevildame.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
We have a connection to the 12 Dimensions. The last user died recently.

So go get something, or leave.

[identity profile] becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.

*And he storms off.*