by_the_pricking | [Triple Post]

Journal Post
Labirinto welcomes everyone to come and get what you need for Health and Sports Day, which will be Next Monday.

Our supplies this month will be focused on items to help you achieve wellness in health and mind, as to make your life a bit easier. Meditation, Jogging, Books on Health Management, we will supply all these things to bring you ease.

Also, for those too busy to go out, we have set up http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ for those customers on the go. We promise same and next day delivery for those who are in demand for their products.

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Event Post
::As above, Labirinto is filled with bustling people, with health supplies and all sort of things and equipment you might need. The perfume is long since gone from being on display, and the store is still suspiciously breaking time and space, but you should be too distracted by your fellow shoppers and the lovely assistant.

Or perhaps you can catch the rather pretty if slightly tarty tomboy walking in and out on occasion with packages.::

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Order Post
::For those who find interest in http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ You find the front page asking if you will allow them to check your browsing history or to enter into a survey so that they may maximize their ability to get you exactly what you want.

If you allow them to do so with either method, you will find yourself with items listed that you're interested in.::

(OOC: For those who want to do ordering, either list an item you would like or say you're go searching, I'll reply and go from there, and once you've confirmed purchase, an event post with Onee will occur to deliver your purchases.)

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You and my sponsor decided I needed a second chance. Viola.

::Waves over her tarty self.::

"How did I decide that?!"

By using the guns on me so much.

"...Wait what... And if anything you got hit with them least of anyone..!"

It was still enough, tiger.

So, you need something. Need something to make those whores not be lazy? Or maybe you'd like an aphrodisiac that makes any girl want to pounce you? Maybe something to give you strength? Or maybe you'd like this.

::Holds up a vial.:: Sip it, you'll turn into an Amazoness.

"Yeah I think everything here costs a little too much, what with the dog and all."

What do you mean? And what's wrong with the dog?

"I'm not taking anything you're selling and then turning into a dog."

I. ::Twirls her finger on your chest.:: Want a human. Not a dog. Dogs aren't much fun.

He slightly quirks up an eyebrow.

"And?"

I can get you whatever you want. Big Boy.

"Yeah, I'm not gonna trust a zombie that did a complete 180 in terms of personality."

I'm not a zombie.

::Kisses you on the chest.:: Nor did I do a complete 180.

Mdhgf personal space.

"Yes you did, and yes you are. You were dead!"

Not the same person. Not dead.

So. ::Pushes a cup of Amazoness juice in your face.:: Try some.

Steps as far back as his legs will let him.

"I have absolutely zero desire to be an Amazoness."

Perhaps you'd like your girlfriends to be so they aren't a waste of fat on your couch.

Or we can give you a product to make the police officer interested in you.

Or maybe you'd like a better version of that gun.

"They're fine! No. ...So those came from here."

No, they're lazy fatasses. You should do something about that.

"What would I even do."

::Two vials of the Amazoness drink.::

Removes fat, gives strong muscle but lush figures, makes them more aggressive and strong and energetic.

We'll throw in a ray gun that allows you to control age and motherhood, at half price. All for 5,000 Yen.