by_the_pricking: (How Unfortunate... Sir or Madam)
"Owner" ([personal profile] by_the_pricking) wrote2011-06-07 09:31 pm

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[Journal Post]
Happy Holidays, our beloved customers. We expect another final rush for the year with the Holiday Seasons coming up. Prepare for a newer, better year on New Year's. Give gifts and presents to family and friends on Christmas, or a cake for a special someone. And then there is the Emperor's Birthday to celebrate the birth of the nation's ruler.

As well, we have room heaters, kotatsu, and winter jackets to keep you warm this holiday season.

As a reminder, for those after our more specialty products, you must be registered with the Domino Police Force.

May you have a wonderful winter.
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[Event Post]
::Labirinto's first floor is full of gifts and trinkets for the New Year coming up, and for Christmas and The Emperor's Birthday. There's Christmas Cakes as well, with advertisements for Speciality Brands on the Second Floor. There's comfortable jackets to wear outside in the cold and snow. Glorious Winter Heaters. Kotatsu. Hot Chocolate. Christmas Trees. Corny Christmas Movies. Kimonos for New Years. And anything else you want.

And perhaps you can talk to the store assistants. Which should be a lovely assistant or the freaky fish guys. Or that boy who seems like he should be a tanning swimmer.::

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[Order Post]
::For those who find interest in http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ You find the front page asking if you will allow them to check your browsing history or to enter into a survey so that they may maximize their ability to get you exactly what you want.

If you allow them to do so with either method, you will find yourself with items listed that you're interested in.::


(OOC: For those who want to do ordering, either list an item you would like or say you're go searching, I'll reply and go from there, and once you've confirmed purchase, an event post with ... Someone will occur to deliver your purchases.)

[identity profile] by-the-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
::A book on how to psychologically destroy people and make them your tools.::

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I was just apologizing that I did not understand your plight. I'm still going to ask that you calm yourself.

[identity profile] memoryistime.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
*... ... that's pretty damn ominous. ... But takes a look through it anyway.*

[identity profile] by-the-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
::There's even a section on how to make a Goddess feel pathetic.::

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
::She makes shorter, more delicate steps.:: L-like this?

[identity profile] suzakuformation.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
::Takes a deep breath as the area starts to cool down.::

[identity profile] memoryistime.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*Oooh, he really doubts any of this crap would work, but he looks anyway. Just how would you make a goddess feel pathetic anyway.*

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*Sighs in relief as the heat dissipates*

Thank you, miss.

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes, like that. Keep doing that, please.

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
::Does so, though she's trying to sway her hips a little.::

[identity profile] suzakuformation.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... ::Seems to simmer though over the fact she's so small.::

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You do not need to sway your hips. You need to stay poised and dignified. If you want to be a traditional wife, you need to have the dignity and commanding stance to take charge as the woman of the house.

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... Is there... Anything that I can help you with, at least?

[identity profile] by-the-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
::Register your book's DemonRM to find out! For only 4 Installments of 1000 Yen.::

[identity profile] memoryistime.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*aaaand closes it, putting it back.

Is there anything worthwhile in this place...?*

[identity profile] suzakuformation.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Make me not look like a kid.

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
... What does that even mean?

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... You could try to present yourself as looking older. Get shoes or boots that increase your height. Use make-up to give the feeling of being older. Dress yourself appropriately and maturely.

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It means "no trying to look sexual on purpose".

[identity profile] by-the-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
::The Talking Heads' "Remain in Light" album.

And the second floor.::

[identity profile] suzakuformation.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... But those aren't maturity! Those are me playing dress up! ::Smolders, the air heats up.::

[identity profile] memoryistime.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*... second floor huh. He wanders over to it casually. There any notice that it's restricted?

Though more importantly, is anyone watching him as he goes upstairs regardless?*

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Maturity itself depends on presentation and behavior.

You need to learn to calm yourself if you want to be considered mature.

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
... But I always try to look sexual on purpose. ::Sad look.::

[identity profile] suzakuformation.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Presentation and behavior mean nothing when you look like a little girl!

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