by_the_pricking | (no subject)

[Journal Post]
Happy Holidays, our beloved customers. We expect another final rush for the year with the Holiday Seasons coming up. Prepare for a newer, better year on New Year's. Give gifts and presents to family and friends on Christmas, or a cake for a special someone. And then there is the Emperor's Birthday to celebrate the birth of the nation's ruler.

As well, we have room heaters, kotatsu, and winter jackets to keep you warm this holiday season.

As a reminder, for those after our more specialty products, you must be registered with the Domino Police Force.

May you have a wonderful winter.
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[Event Post]
::Labirinto's first floor is full of gifts and trinkets for the New Year coming up, and for Christmas and The Emperor's Birthday. There's Christmas Cakes as well, with advertisements for Speciality Brands on the Second Floor. There's comfortable jackets to wear outside in the cold and snow. Glorious Winter Heaters. Kotatsu. Hot Chocolate. Christmas Trees. Corny Christmas Movies. Kimonos for New Years. And anything else you want.

And perhaps you can talk to the store assistants. Which should be a lovely assistant or the freaky fish guys. Or that boy who seems like he should be a tanning swimmer.::
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[Order Post]
::For those who find interest in http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ You find the front page asking if you will allow them to check your browsing history or to enter into a survey so that they may maximize their ability to get you exactly what you want.

If you allow them to do so with either method, you will find yourself with items listed that you're interested in.::

(OOC: For those who want to do ordering, either list an item you would like or say you're go searching, I'll reply and go from there, and once you've confirmed purchase, an event post with ... Someone will occur to deliver your purchases.)

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*Apparently this store is taking my thoughts literally.

Tries to test this by thinking about precious gems instead.*

::Halloween Plastic Rings and Jewelry for a buck.::

*Damn, guess that would have been too easy.

What's with this place, anyway?*

::And that's a book to psychoanalyze yourself::

*... oh please, like I'd need that. Though he feels slightly like that answers his question.

... He does grab it just so he has something to look at, thumbing through it idly.*

::Most of it seems to indicate you actually wish to be a quiet whimpering teenage school girl who's hot for teacher.::

*aaand he snaps the book shut, putting it back*

Okay, I think this place is plain just messing with me.

::A book on how to psychologically destroy people and make them your tools.::

*... ... that's pretty damn ominous. ... But takes a look through it anyway.*

::There's even a section on how to make a Goddess feel pathetic.::

*Oooh, he really doubts any of this crap would work, but he looks anyway. Just how would you make a goddess feel pathetic anyway.*

::Register your book's DemonRM to find out! For only 4 Installments of 1000 Yen.::

*aaaand closes it, putting it back.

Is there anything worthwhile in this place...?*

::The Talking Heads' "Remain in Light" album.

And the second floor.::

*... second floor huh. He wanders over to it casually. There any notice that it's restricted?

Though more importantly, is anyone watching him as he goes upstairs regardless?*

::Yes there is a notice. And just some fish guy reading Innsmouth Monthly.::

*juuuust casually walks by this fish guy, walking up with his hands in his pockets, looking around as he reaches the landing.

What did I just walk into.*

::Weird spices, magical items, drugs, perfumes, masks, remote controls, so on, so forth.::

*Well this is some weird stuff. What's with the spices, the drugs, the perfumes, and... masks?*

::The spices seem to fairly strong food spices, nothing that special. There's a drug to change people into the opposite genders, Perfumes to turn people Tsundere, and Masks to make someone into Brainless Brute or a Spoiled Brat. Stuff like that.::

*Well this is some different stuff. Wonder why food spices though are up here with weird stuff like this...? ... And a drug to change people into the opposite gender? What nonsense.

... Isn't tsundere some weird culture term for being obstinate or something? He isn't sure. How can a perfume do that? ... ... Could stuff like that even affect someone at all, when they don't have a real body? He decides to test this by taking a quick sniff at one of the perfumes. He can at least sense things vaguely.*

::Your sniffing makes you suddenly use Geez a lot more.::

*Holy crap it does work. He shakes his head, putting it down. He'll admit he's shocked. .... Not like he's impressed, though.

He turns away, going through the numerous wares on display here.*

::Yandere Perfume. Moe Perfume. Naivity Perfume.

Spoiled Brat Mask. A Notebook for Theraputic Changes. Remote to control people in the bedroom.

A perfume called Maturity. So on, so for.::

*There's sure a ton of perfume in this place-- a remote to control people where?

He can not looks incredulous (or repelled) enough at the idea of that.

... A notebook though? He picks it up, giving it a stare.*