I trust you guys well enough, I've bought no shortage of products here, but my superiors want me to make sure kids aren't running amok with magical dimension-altering spellbooks or "how to build your own 12 Dimension Portal" start-up set, because they don't really understand the first thing about how all this stuff works, they're just paper pushers and central-office detectives, most of them give the more magical subculture as wide a berth as possible.
Simply put, they're paranoid, and I have to put up with them.
[Event]
[He scratches his head.]
I trust you guys well enough, I've bought no shortage of products here, but my superiors want me to make sure kids aren't running amok with magical dimension-altering spellbooks or "how to build your own 12 Dimension Portal" start-up set, because they don't really understand the first thing about how all this stuff works, they're just paper pushers and central-office detectives, most of them give the more magical subculture as wide a berth as possible.
Simply put, they're paranoid, and I have to put up with them.