by_the_pricking: (Welcome... Sir or Madam)
"Owner" ([personal profile] by_the_pricking) wrote2010-10-04 04:06 am

[Triple Post]

Journal Post
Labirinto welcomes everyone to come and get what you need for Health and Sports Day, which will be Next Monday.

Our supplies this month will be focused on items to help you achieve wellness in health and mind, as to make your life a bit easier. Meditation, Jogging, Books on Health Management, we will supply all these things to bring you ease.

Also, for those too busy to go out, we have set up http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ for those customers on the go. We promise same and next day delivery for those who are in demand for their products.

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Event Post
::As above, Labirinto is filled with bustling people, with health supplies and all sort of things and equipment you might need. The perfume is long since gone from being on display, and the store is still suspiciously breaking time and space, but you should be too distracted by your fellow shoppers and the lovely assistant.

Or perhaps you can catch the rather pretty if slightly tarty tomboy walking in and out on occasion with packages.::


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Order Post
::For those who find interest in http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ You find the front page asking if you will allow them to check your browsing history or to enter into a survey so that they may maximize their ability to get you exactly what you want.

If you allow them to do so with either method, you will find yourself with items listed that you're interested in.::


(OOC: For those who want to do ordering, either list an item you would like or say you're go searching, I'll reply and go from there, and once you've confirmed purchase, an event post with Onee will occur to deliver your purchases.)

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I have you confused for someone else, Suguru, dearest. ::Blinks, smiling at you.::

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... Because you seem to be claiming that I'm crossdressing, at the moment. Which, if you look quite closely, doesn't seem to be the case.

*she does seem to be all-natural body form. And hey, no Adam's Apple.*

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*She smiles sweetly*

Anything I can do for you?

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you're not Samasu Suguru, first off?

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright then. I'd like something to help my husband get over the whole being homosexual thing.

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... Your husband? ... I take it they're the one who you've mistaken me for?

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Samasu Suguru. He needs to know he should love only me.

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*... coughs slightly*

Um, yes, we might have something for that. Would you like for them to just get over their... "Homosexual" thing?

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. That they'll never be interested in boys again.

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
But that's... *cough cough*

Um. Here. *She goes into the back room, and comes back a bit later with a few vials. There seem to be grounded up plants inside of them. She holds up a reddish looking one*

This one will subdue tendencies towards being attracted to the same gender. *holds up a blue one* This one will subdue tendencies towards being attracted to the opposite gender. *holds up a green one* This one will motivate feelings of attraction towards others, depending on their preference. I suggest getting all three for the best effect, though I warn to not use too much of either one.

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
::Hands a platinum credit card.::

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
*... takes the card, and bows. She goes over to the register and checks out the vials for you. She makes a motion to come up so you can sign both the credit card validation and the normal receipt*

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
::She signs very formally and immaculately.::

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
*She packages up the vials, and puts in an instructional card for them. Seems like you can either mix them with tea, food, or use as a quick scent out of the vial.

Food seems to last the longest for effect for a whole day, tea for 12 hours, and quick scent for one hour, though it's noted none of it is permanent without regular doses (every three days after the first application). Too much risks making the person uninterested instead of the desired effect, due to over-saturation and the mind finding it unappealing.*

[identity profile] remarkingrain.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
::She takes the package, planning on using it all at once.::

[identity profile] gently-pricking.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
*That's your issue, of course.

Nadeguru just vaguely hopes that if things turn out how you want to, she can grab Geo instead.*