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[by_the_pricking]

Journal Post
Labirinto welcomes everyone to come and get what you need for Health and Sports Day, which will be Next Monday.

Our supplies this month will be focused on items to help you achieve wellness in health and mind, as to make your life a bit easier. Meditation, Jogging, Books on Health Management, we will supply all these things to bring you ease.

Also, for those too busy to go out, we have set up http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ for those customers on the go. We promise same and next day delivery for those who are in demand for their products.

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Event Post
::As above, Labirinto is filled with bustling people, with health supplies and all sort of things and equipment you might need. The perfume is long since gone from being on display, and the store is still suspiciously breaking time and space, but you should be too distracted by your fellow shoppers and the lovely assistant.

Or perhaps you can catch the rather pretty if slightly tarty tomboy walking in and out on occasion with packages.::

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Order Post
::For those who find interest in http://www.labirinto-domino.co.jp/ You find the front page asking if you will allow them to check your browsing history or to enter into a survey so that they may maximize their ability to get you exactly what you want.

If you allow them to do so with either method, you will find yourself with items listed that you're interested in.::

(OOC: For those who want to do ordering, either list an item you would like or say you're go searching, I'll reply and go from there, and once you've confirmed purchase, an event post with Onee will occur to deliver your purchases.)

Comments

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

*Gives a very cold look. You can... Almost feel something slithering around your feet, Risou. But that's silly, nothing could be around to do that.*

Your inexperience with a stronger product, which you admitted to not following the directions to, shows that I can not trust you with that.

Your mentality that a simpler item could be used to do "whatever you want" shows that I can not trust you with even the basics.

You signed the receipts, twice, that how you use the product is on you, and that if anything goes wrong, it is on your own head. We have copies of them, and gave you them.

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

Hidden Contracts. That's lawsuits right there.

Give me a better product.

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

So you admit to not reading. You don't read, you don't listen, you are uneducated... It's such a shame. You have the look of a beautiful wife, but none of the traits sorely needed to be a good wife.

*The slithering is slowly becoming more and more pronounced, as you can almost feel the rage build within them*

I am not going to give you a "better product". I think it's time to stop bothering Suguru, as it is. After all, she has more potential to be a more loving wife than you do.

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

Give me something else, you stupid trollop. You will not stand between me and him.

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

*... you feel something snap around your legs.*

That was a mistake, you "stupid trollop".

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

So was making hidden non-pointed out contracts.

::ijgjgjklfg:: What the hell!?

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

*when you look down, you see goddamn vines around your legs, and slowly coiling upwards.

Thing is, the vines seem to be coming from under Nadeguru's kimono.*

One reads when they are given something to sign. Are you that dense? Do you really think that suing will get you what you want?

I guess you must be, if you still think that Suguru is a "him"... Or that you even have any power in my home.

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

He can't be anything other than a he.

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

Really, now? A small, fun fact, dear.

I look exactly like Samasu, Suguru.

*... however they then turn into something a bit less Suguru-like.

Namely a giant plant.*

And you, ma'am, are asked to leave the premises.

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

Not until I get something better. ::She's weakly trying to hold onto her non-existant superiority.::

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

*The vines grab your arms, others coiling up to your torso*

Do you really want to keep arguing?

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

Y-yes. B-because I'm r-right.

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

You are nothing but an uneducated and obsessive fool.

Never enter this building or pursue "Samasu, Suguru", again.

*the vines pass your torso, and curl gently and lovingly around your throat. Not strangling you, but giving you the sense that they could easily do so*

Is any of this getting through your cute little head?

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

... Yes.

[gently-pricking.livejournal.com]

*proceeds to lift you up, and carry you to the door, stretching her vines out*

Then please, have a pleasant day, and never come again.

*She unceremoniously drops you outside onto the concrete, the vines slithering inside like a whiplash and closing the door.*

[remarkingrain.livejournal.com]

::She gets up and bolts the fuck out of Domino.::